My Cheesy Shakespeareness of the Week

"Even so void is your false heart of truth./ By Heaven, i will ne'er come in your bed/ Until I see the ring." (V.i. 189-191). This could possible be my favorite quote of all time because this is clearly where Beyonce got the inspiration to write Single Ladies. She obviously read Merchant of Venice and saw this quote and said, "This Portia bitch is write if the wants her then he's gonna have to put a ring on it........I think imma make something out of this." Also I love this because it is the height of Portia's craziness because she stole the ring from him then blamed him for it and then she decided to withhold sex for something she did. If thats not emotionally immature behavior than I have no idea what is.